I am a copywriter and cake eater with a funny name squeezing delight from life in the Perth Hills with two invigorating teenagers, a cyclone of a toddler, and some geese.
You can get to know me at www.crispcrow.com.au
It's dark, slightly odd, naughty and very, very funny
We arrive with pretty high hopes of Yeti's Demon Dive Bar, as we've been fortunate enough to see EastEnd Cabaret's production of Perverts just a few nights ago.
A funk banana, the conjoined twins of Bunbury with their shared monobrow, a ping pong spit ball competition and we're back into the beautifully, ragingly inappropriate magic that is EastEnd Cabaret.
With new "Nun Chic" influenced material, you'll get to see exactly what strange things can happen when psychedelic nuns are waiting to get on a bus in the middle of the forest and it's raining cats and dogs (possibly a cow?)
And try going through a self-serve again without thinking of the doof doof massacre scene.
These uber-talented women with their gorgeous voices singing dirty, shocking and downright hilarious lyrics will really tickle those of you with a sense of humour bordering on naughty.
And for those of you with a love of Musical Theatre and Cabaret, you'll be genuinely jealous. I know I want a Victy/Fang character to play relevant backing music for everything I say.