Worst Valentine's Day Presents Ever
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Worst Valentine's Day Presents ... Ever
You can say it with flowers (that seems to work), you can say it with chocolates ... just don't say 'Happy Valentine's Day' to the one you love with any of these.
1. A Schticky
Just because you think it sounds like a great idea (wow, it cleans your home, it cleans your car, picks up crumbs...) doesn't mean it's going to make a good V Day present. In fact, a Schticky is set to be a real passion killer. Same goes for any household item!
2. A gym membership
Unless your partner has specifically asked for a gym membership (or any gym equipment for that matter), don't go there. Nothing says 'you're fat' quite like being told to go workout.
3. A dinner date at Maccas
If you want your two all beef patties, lettuce, sauce... (you know the rest) you can have it - just not on Valentine's Day. Nothing says 'I'm too tight to take you to a real restaurant' like a meal at McDonald's.
4. Tickets to a concert you want to go to (but your partner doesn't)
You like KISS. You like them a lot. But your partner thinks they're silly. So don't buy tickets to the KISS concert (or face paint) for Valentine's Day. Go with your mates instead.
5. Homemade vouchers
You could make a voucher for a free back rub, a free car wash or a night off from the dishes. You could also be sleeping on the couch on Valentine's Day.
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90579 - 2023-06-11 08:24:10