You can say it with flowers (that seems to work), you can say it with chocolates ... just don't say 'Happy Valentine's Day' to the one you love with any of these.
1. A Schticky Just because you think it sounds like a great idea (wow, it cleans your home, it cleans your car, picks up crumbs...) doesn't mean it's going to make a good V Day present. In fact, a Schticky is set to be a real passion killer. Same goes for any household item!
It might be a clever idea - but a Schticky is not a clever Valentine's Day present
2. A gym membership Unless your partner has specifically asked for a gym membership (or any gym equipment for that matter), don't go there. Nothing says 'you're fat' quite like being told to go workout.
3. A dinner date at Maccas If you want your two all beef patties, lettuce, sauce... (you know the rest) you can have it - just not on Valentine's Day. Nothing says 'I'm too tight to take you to a real restaurant' like a meal at McDonald's.
It's not romantic... it's just cheap Image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons
4. Tickets to a concert you want to go to (but your partner doesn't) You like KISS. You like them a lot. But your partner thinks they're silly. So don't buy tickets to the KISS concert (or face paint) for Valentine's Day. Go with your mates instead.
Concert tickets only make a good present if you both like the band! Image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons
At the end of the day ,it is the thought that matters.Why do you want to be choosy about presents.A SIMPLE KISS should be romantic and enough.I am sure this would bring the rate of divorces down in Australia!!!!!