Society is full of people making summary judgements on individuals that lack depth, refinement and show a general lack of character from the person making these grossly unjust generalisations. In that spirit I am about to make some grossly unjust generalisations about people simply from the beer that they drink. I hope you enjoy this tongue-in-cheek take on what your beverage choice says about you.
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It's what was on tap. Pff, conformist.
VB
You got it any old how. You believe that waxing is for surfboards and sheilas, Bob Hawke should still be PM and drink driving offences should be settled by rock-paper-scissors, best two-out-of-three; certainly not by breathalisers.
James Squire ChancerYou think "Chancer" sounds way cooler than "Golden Ale".
GuinnessYou are a deep thinker, standing at the bar waiting for your pint o' the dark stuff to settle allows you time to contemplate the deeper things in life. Things like "do I have enough money left for another round?"
Carlton Pure Blonde/James Boag Classic Blonde/Hahn Super Dry/Etc…
You just bought a gym membership and have been to spin class three times this week. In a couple of months you'll struggle to remember what the $34 being deducted from your account each fortnight is actually for.
Coopers Pale AleYou have honey in your green tea and wish that
Crikey.com.au was still for free.
XXXXYou are prone to beginning sentences with "I'm not racist but…"
Corona
You just bought shares in citrus fruit.
White Rabbit Dark AleYou like to try new things and will take a risk. Now put your car keys in the bowl and trust me.
Antarctic AleYou just got a
pay rise.
Crown Lager
You just got a pay rise and are a patriot. A true patriot that is: someone who knows the words to Waltzing Matilda but not the national anthem.
Light Beer
You lost your tastebuds in a nasty cheese grater incident some years ago. Possibly you intend driving somewhere soon.
