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Top Ten Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

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by EricaL (subscribe)
Freelance writer, blogger, social media manager. Mum-of-two.
Published April 14th 2013
Cheesy jokes guaranteed to get the kids chuckling
I'm sure we all remember an uncle or grandparent telling us their favourite knock-knock jokes when we were kids; we'd never tire to reply 'who's where?' patiently waiting for their ridiculously funny (or so we thought) punchlines.

Now we're at the stage when we can pass on our remembered 5 liner puns to our own children (lucky them?), perfect for boring car journey's, and rainy days.



Below you'll find a list of ten (clean) knock-knock riddles that will get your kids chuckling:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Hoot
Hoot who?
Is there an owl in here?!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Oink
Oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-BATMAN!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There's no need to cry!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle broken? That's why I knocked!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cow's go
Cow's go who?
No silly, cow's go moo, not who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aach
Aach who?
Bless you!

Your children will soon have their class room buddies giggling with their witty knock-knock catchphrases too.
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Your Comment
HIlarious that you can remember them all!!!
by Julie Mundy (score: 3|1728) 1427 days ago
I'll be using some of these right away! Thank you Erica.
by Lucy (score: 3|1145) 1774 days ago
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