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Published October 31st 2014
Naked moments like these can make mint-ies
There are many people that like to get naked in the comfort of their home, and there are many people who would like to earn some extra monies. So I thought I would review the top ten ways that people can combine both i.e. get naked and get paid.

Journalist or a Writer

Aside from some time outside in the real world, the majority of time spent being a journalist or a writer is in the comforts of your home or studio, so why not get naked and get paid for that.
Note : if you are thinking of a career of naked writing for WeekendNotes be careful with your writer choices - there is a distinct difference between an article, a quick event or a question.

Nude Games Competitor

Each year some of the Nudist Beach Associations host their version of nude games or nude Olympics. While payment may be small, and may be in the form of prizes, finishing in the top three positions at several events may provide you with a sufficient reward.
Note : make sure you choose your events correctly (i.e. no javelin, long jump, high jump, cycling) else the reward will only be a token effort to the medical expenses.

Maslin Beach Nude Games
Main Arena and Grandstands

Waiting Staff

The hospitality industry has long been an industry that provides job openings for unclad and partially clad workers serving quality food and drink at several establishments on the fringes of the CBD.
Note : Undertake a hospitality course at TAFE and learn how to serve multiple plates to your customers at the same time.

Pole Dancer

If you want to move beyond hospitality, then you could take up pole dancing. The Pole Boutique offers courses on how to dance with poles. Once you have learnt the ropes with these guys you can then step up to a higher level.
Note : Be very specific when enquiring about dancing with poles. Traditional Polish folk dances are generally performed in circles, and participants may be less than impressed by your nakedness.

Pole Dance

Oldest Profession

A list of paid jobs whilst naked wouldn't be complete without reference to the world's oldest profession. Estimates place the annual revenue generated worldwide to be over $100 billion.
Note : Take a selfie with a politician and earn extra dollars from New Idea or 60 minutes.

Pre-Wedding Night Guest

Many a local buck's show or hen's night has a requirement for a guest to come and to gradually move from being clad to unclad. These guests can earn a handsome return for their few hours of nakedness.
Note : be sure to extract any tips before discarding the last piece of clothing, else where do you hold all those notes ?

Hen's Night
Hen's Night

Naked Artist

Becoming a naked artist provides a great opportunity to earn some extra dollars especially if the artworks go on to become something very popular. A good example is Emma Hack, whose illustrative body painting has won her many awards and rewards, some of which is shared with her naked models.
Note : Make sure you practice your skills at remaining still and unexcited, as it takes up to 15 hours to paint a high quality body painting.

Emma Hack Gallery
Emma Hack Artworks

Reality TV Star

Become a contestant on reality TV and bare all on national TV. Win the prize and your nakedness has done you proud.
Note: Be careful during auditions and make sure you are in the Big Brother green room rather than Masterchef, X-Factor or Biggest Loser.

Movie Star

Become an alternate for a movie star in their next steamy blockbuster movie.
Note : Make sure you read the fine print so that you can be sure whether you are meant to be the alternate for Miley Cyrus or Helen Mirren.

MCG Exhibitionist

And my suggestion as to potentially the biggest payday is to attend the Boxing Day Test Match at the MCG with some of your mates, get yourself naked, and streak across the ground while you are being video-ed by your mates and hundreds of others. There is a downside to this activity, and that is the fine that the MCG will impose on you for breaching the oval boundaries, but this should be comfortably offset by the advertising revenue that you will receive over the next few years as your newly loaded Youtube video goes viral.
Note : Extra monies are guaranteed if you manage to get Richie Benaud to repeat his famous quote of 2005 being "Let's just say that at 74, I'm in the mindset that, having been free-to-air, I want to stay free-to-air".

RIchie Benaud
Richie Benaud at the MCG

So to conclude, there is no time to brood, those that are clued will be shrewd and will use this as the time to get nude.

Disclaimer : This article is written in jest, and no offence is intended. And I am wearing clothes.
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Cost: Mostly free
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