Parlour Diner

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have died and gone to food heaven and the burger gods have greeted me with open arms (and a cheeky cocktail).

I have achieved what mere mortals talk about endlessly, fantasise about daily and dream about nightly. A genuine, hard hitting, toe-curling and earth shatteringly amazing 'foodgasm'.

It happened right here at Parlour Diner , in Windsor, just on Chapel Street and I want the world to know about it.

My partner and I had been 'umming' and 'ahhhing' about trying a burger joint for a while and due to the weather, we decided on picking a place within walking distance to our house. Let's just say that the decision to go to was probably one of the best decisions we've made in our lives (besides dating, obviously!).

You see, I've avoided burgers for a while (as in, forever) because they're just a whole lot of calories that takes way too long to burn off (seriously, don't even Google it because it's so devastating).

I've always been of the mindset that any extra calories I have owing to me after doing a huge workout at the gym or going for a run are to be dedicated to chocolate, cake or ice cream (or all three). Burgers were never up for consideration.

Until now.

I introduce to you, THE CHICKEN BURGER!


ARE YOU SALIVATING YET?

This burger is incredible, everything about it. I can't even pick a flaw besides the fact that when it was over my heart broke a little. I'd eat this burger every day of the week if I could, seriously.

We also had a side of onion rings (because EXTRA CALORIES ARE AMAZING, that's why) and were so amazed at their deliciousness, the little bits of rosemary really gave it such an amazing taste that I didn't expect.



Oh, and who can forget the cocktails? Certainly not me!

We each had the 'Ginger Balls' (which is cinnamon whisky with ginger beer & lime, also known as DRINK OF THE GODS!) and it really is so good...



So, what are you waiting for? Start that gym session out now and get some extra calories under your belt so you can hit up this place daily.

Oh yeah, remember to wear your 'fat' pants!

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