Nando's Coorparoo

Nando's Coorparoo

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Posted 2014-02-25 by Ryan Metcalfefollow
I signed a telepathic pact, unwillingly, the moment I stumbled into . The pact--between myself and the staff: to never speak of this magically unknown location to anyone. For those who speak of outside of , can never return.



You see, officially, there is a Nando's in Coorparoo, but it's virtually impossible to find. There's hardly any signage and it's just off the main road, round the corner. Hidden in plain sight--like the platform Harry Potter uses to catch The Hogwart's Express. Except, this little hidden location doesn't have a train at the other end, it has something better:

The best chicken in the land.



How do you find it? You don't. isn't found. finds you. High class citizens that have lived their lives with dignity and honour. People who have grown up with the knowledge that a tender chicken breast has more power in the universe than many care to believe. These people are drawn to 152 Cavendish Road in Coorparoo, in their own mysterious ways. Dreams, visions, Google Maps--each of the "chosen" will, in their own way, discover the crispiest chips the human race has ever tasted.



I've had weeks of sleepless nights. Tossing and turning with the thoughts of revealing the secrets and magic of to the world. Conflicted with the decision of spreading the word, or selfishly keeping the joy all to myself. Selfless, or selfish; just how much magical chicken can one man have for himself?

Just how long can one man keep a secret so powerful that it could change the world? The answer: 24 days.

The Master of the Chicken

Disguised as the cook, the Master of the Chicken is clearly from another time. A wise Mage with the face of a man who carries centuries of burden. A juicy quarter chicken on a plate, is thousands of years of accumulated happiness, buried in his soul.

The Master of Chicken spread so much joy in the 5th century, this much I know. It's no secret that it was the greatest time for the human race. There was peace, happiness and love. Until people got greedy and tried to use his great power of flame grilling chicken, for evil. People harnessed his power--making people too happy. Keeping others from any happiness at all. Charging for happiness, killing for happiness. World leaders were created. The Master of Chicken escaped and has been hiding ever since, floating to Australia on a yacht made of chicken bones and feathers, discovering a land that would, centuries later, be named Coorparoo.

That's all I know about him. He's hard to look at, such is the power of his power over the chicken. His food brings me so much joy. Inexplicable joy is created from just one bite into a lemon and herb 1/2 chicken and is enough for 3 days of blissful illumination. A blind happiness where colours are brighter, love is real, and all the wisdom in the world is in your hands.

The Enchantress

The secret keeper. The protecter of the Master of Chicken. Cashier. She knows all. One smile from The Enchantress, and the knowledge of millennia flows through your heart. She is the protector of Justice and all who know her, love her. She'll take your order, take your money, give you your change, and deliver your food.

The greatest, tastiest, most tender chicken the universe has never seen--until now.

There you have it. I have broken the telepathic pact. In turn, exposing the hidden location of The Master of Chicken. The devastation of the world as we know is only decades away. Once Obama finds out about this, there's no doubt he, and many other world leaders, will use his powers for evil. But I couldn't help it. I'm sorry, human race, but such joy cannot, and should never, be kept a secret.



My only hope is that we learn from our mistakes. We resist the urge to take something so beautiful and try to use it to benefit our greed and ambition. That we leave The Master of Chicken be, doing what he does best--making the greatest Supremo Chicken and Chips combo that the human race has ever known.

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