"Honey, why don't we go for breakfast today? It's 11.30am but I hear they are doing great all-day breakfasts in that trendy new café down by the water. And we can read the papers leisurely while we are there. I hear it's expensive but who cares, we can afford it, ha, ha. Quality smashed avocado and quinoa is well worth paying for."
This is a true and documented conversation between a married couple with two children under five.... Just kidding!