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10 Indicators You Spend Too Much Time Indoors

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Published November 11th 2012
1. You burn when you sit in the light filtering through the window shutters.

2. You are wearing a dressing gown at 2 pm.

3. You do not answer the door because you are wearing a dressing gown at 2 pm.

4. You brush your teeth for the first time before dinner.

5. You become exhausted thinking about going outside.

6. Your meals predominantly consist of baked beans, tomato sauce and stale bread.

7. You reluctantly sip on black coffee whilst wishing you had fresh milk.

8. You tell your friends it took you two weeks to watch a series that you finished in one day.

9. You smear dirt on your dog so your parents think you took it for a walk.

10. You have no shame about the aforementioned behaviours.
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Delightful! :-)
by Zarah (score: 2|748) 2140 days ago
Lol those are all definitely very bad signs.
by Jennifer Muirhead (score: 3|1051) 2135 days ago
Scarily accurate! j
by Julie Mundy (score: 3|1728) 2078 days ago
Funny and so true!
by Bryony Harrison (score: 4|12030) 2078 days ago
Teeheeheee - just love it :)
by Colleen Sedgwick (score: 0|6) 2142 days ago
Brilliant
by Ghost Town Hunters (score: 0|5) 2139 days ago
Funny
by Where I Holiday (score: 2|338) 2138 days ago
Do you also start sparking in sunlight? :)
by Chrissy (score: 1|32) 2123 days ago
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