10 Indicators You Have Been In A Relationship A Long Time
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1. You both fart so much you get annoyed at one another.
2. You force your partner to hold your hand out of righteous indignation at the excessive PDA of a newbie couple next to you.
3. You argue about who gets out of the car to return the DVD.
4. You contemplate putting more effort into your appearance whilst walking to your partner's door in stained track pants and ugg boots.
[ADVERT]5. You have micro-fights approximately every 4 to 6 minutes.
6. You finish your own drink and realise you never offered your partner one, who is glaring at you from across the table.
7. You are attracted to your partner but you can't remember if you thought they were good-looking when you met them.
8. You eat half your partner's meal despite the fact they are really hungry and are trying to pull it away from you.
9. You communicate with mostly grunts, moans and whines on the phone.
10. You exclaim how massive your dump is to your partner whilst it's happening.
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90973 - 2023-06-11 08:31:46