I am a copywriter and cake eater with a funny name squeezing delight from life in the Perth Hills with two invigorating teenagers, a cyclone of a toddler, and some geese.
You can get to know me at www.crispcrow.com.au
Up The Hill is an adult getaway for up to four lucky grownups. Two scrumptiously appointed bedrooms in the cutest renovated cottage, continental breakfast at the owners' cafe round the corner on weekends, and about as much peace and quiet as you can handle with your wine on the wrap around verandah. Set in the peaceful Mundaring Hills, it's close enough to civilisation to be the perfect getaway.
You can spend an afternoon on the comfy couches on the verandah overlooking the orchard. The fruit is yours if you can beat the birds to it and, if you're lucky and quiet, you'll spot kangaroos in the afternoons.
While keeping the original feel, the B&B has all the modern goodies - reverse cycle air con, mini kitchen, TV and free WiFi.