How to Become the Easter Bunny

by Vanessa de Largie (subscribe)

The real Easter Bunny is a very busy chap and is currently recruiting parents from all over the world to help him with the approaching Easter period.

There are requirements that will need to be met before you're offered a position and they are contractual. Your wage will not be of a financial currency, but rather a currency with deeper meaning.

The first requirement is as far as children are concerned, you are the Easter Bunny.

The second requirement is a love of carrots and chocolate eggs. (You are going to be dealing with a lot of them!)

Finally, parents that take up a career in the 'Easter Bunny Industry' must be fit, as hopping far distances is essential.

Once you have agreed to these conditions, Mr Bunny would like to welcome you to this business venture and hopes you learn through your position, the admirable trait of giving.

Easter Bunny uniforms can be hired from most costume shops. Get in early because otherwise you may be forced to create your own.

Children love making easter decorations and you can jump about the house organising the eggs for your shifts, while they make beautiful creative pieces to illuminate any joyous Easter.

Your children, neighbours and friends will adore you. The happiness you will see in their faces will light up your soul.

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Why? The world needs more bunnies.

When: Bunnies needed throughout easter period.

Where: This is a universal bunny movement.

Cost: Your reputation (nah, people jumping about in bunny suits is the norm these days)

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