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Medical quacks and special prescriptions
Dr Duck General Quacktitioner is back to provide unsolicited advice on all your conditions.
After an outrageous debut at the Melbourne Fringe Festival, the Duck is back with more belly rumbling comedy at The Tickle Pit from 29 March to 9 April at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2017.
So book your ticket, grab your ailing friends; the incessant hypochondriacs, the gurgling coeliac, and the gluten free obsessed and get Dr Duck's diagnosis and perhaps a definitive cure!
It's never too late to be diagnosed (or misdiagnosed) with an incurable disease - so if you've always been healthy, now is the time to find out the truth! No matter how many bread crusts you consumed as a child it didn't make your hair turn curly, so why should any other dietary supplement make you healthy.
Bring your cod liver oil, super greens, eye of newt and tongue of dog and Dr Duck will listen to your quibbles and botheration, and then who knows? You could be on your way to the ward!