"A ham, cheese and tomato toastie AND a half serve (one slice) of banana bread. Please."
"In breaking news, the Doctor Java Cabinet (Stirling and Cynthia) met this evening in Fitzroy to discuss their response to the 2014 budget.
It was agreed: not only will there be no new taxes at Doctor Java (or in any café we manage), but we're giving back to the people!
- Removal of the extra shot excise -
We are no longer charging 50 cents for an extra shot. And we don't go back on our promises. (We're only running a café, not the country!)
- New midweek toastie and free coffee deal -
If you drop in on any Tues-Wed-Thurs, you can take advantage of our new deal: buy one of our fab toasties and get a free organic coffee with it. That's a massive toasted sandwich and a coffee for only $10.
(You could say it's a transparent ploy to get people in during the week but hey… Yep. OK. But it's still a good deal, no?)
Stay tuned for more budget-busting bargains. And possibly more unnecessary and annoying alliteration."