"That will be $517.40 the year," I was told.
"But last time the offer was $90."
"That wasn't us ringing you," she said. "That was a subscription company".
"Well how do I ring them back then?" I asked.
"You can't they ring you."
I waited for them to ring me back but they didn't. Perhaps I wasn't quite as polite as I initially thought when I mocked their $90 offer.
So I went in search of my own sweet deal. I never did find one as low as $90 again, so if that subscription company reads this, please ring me back.
Here's what I did find.