Most people hear Bondi and instantly think beach. Why not? It is one of the most popular beaches in the world. But, If you can somehow drag yourself away from the gorgeous golden sand, or if the weather gives you no choice but to abandon the beach, go and visit Mr Dimitrios' Bondi Surf Seafood. What's that you say? You don't like seafood? Perfect. Me too.
Well I only hate fish, but don't worry, we're not coming here for something we find in the ocean, or even something we find in the land for that matter. No, the only place you can find this specialty is right here. The Deep-Fried Mars Bar is a big seller in Bondi. Mr Dimitrios' is the only owner in Australia to have the concoctions approved and tested by Mars and boy are they paying off.
Now, most people picture fish batter covering a chocolate bar. Wrong. It's far sweeter and if that isn't enough, it's topped off with icing sugar. Melted layers of fudge ooze from the inside out as all your birthday's come at once in this chocolaty dream. It's like your mouth is a microwave and you've just nuked soufflé.
Even though the Deep-Fried Mars Bar is the world's only $2 orgasm, know that there is no protection from what you about to endure. In fact, they should all come with their very own warning: Do not have more than one a year. Good luck.