"I've never been this angry. You're all grounded for the rest of your lives. And none of you are allowed to talk to me, tonight or maybe ever again. And you're not my children anymore and you're not allowed to come to my funeral."
Bob tells off his kids, "The Ring (But Not Scary)"
"Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?"
Bob Belcher, "Bob and Deliver"
In the season four episode "Bob and Deliver" Bob gets a job as a substitute home economics teacher at his daughter Tina's school. Bob becomes a popular teacher at the school and starts a restaurant within his class where he teaches his students to cook burgers. Bob enjoys working with the kids, but also notices how horrible they can be at the same time. I love how honest Bob's reflection on working with children is in this episode. Bob loves his kids and being a dad, but children can be hard to deal with and exhausting to handle, which is why I love this quote.