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Which AFL Grand Final Entertainer Are You?

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Published September 30th 2016
Ahead of the big game, there's a question bigger than who'll win the flag. Find out which AFL Grand Final entertainer (from years gone by) that you most resemble with this totally non-scientific, but highly-entertaining quiz.

1. It's the day of the AFL Grand Final. What's your pre-game ritual?
A. You're dressed in your footy gear and Up There Cazaly is on repeat
B. You're having a beer and putting a bet on
C. You're enjoying the pre-game snacks and taking selfies
D. You're doing the grocery shopping because there's no-one at the shops. Boo-yeh

2. Where are you watching the game?
A. At the G
B. At the pub
C. At a house party
D. I'm not

3. What are you drinking while the game is on?
A. A nice cold beer
B. Ten nice cold beers
C. Wine, vodka or something sparkling
D. Coffee

4. Your team didn't make this year's AFL Grand Final. How do you choose who you'll support for the big game?
A. You carefully consider old rivalries and listen carefully to Dennis Cometti's tip
B. The one with the best odds at the TAB
C. The one with the prettiest team colours
D. You don't support either team and hope for a draw

5. At the last minute, you score two free tickets to the game. Who do you take with you?
A. Your mum, dad, brother or sister who's just as passionate about footy as you
B. Your best mate
C. Your significant other
D. No-one. You flog them on Gumtree

6. What are you doing after the game?
A. Making predictions for next season
B. Celebrating or commiserating with mates
C. Same thing as you were doing during the game munging out on all the snacks
D. You're just going about your daily routine

Mostly A. You're Mike Brady(the singer that is) singing Up Their Cazaly
You're footy through and through, a traditionalist who loves the game. No matter who's playing, you're watching and you're soaking up all the atmosphere of the Brownlow, the grand final parade and the training sessions in the week leading up to the big game.

Mostly B. You're Mark Seymour singing Holy Grail
You bloody love your footy, just as much as you love watching it with your mates. There's a beer in one hand and a bet in the other. Carn footy the real winner of the day.

Mostly C.
You're Ed Sheeran and Sir Tom Jones belting out Kiss
You're not exactly sure why you're there and you don't even know half of the rules of AFL. But it's a party and you love a good party. Bring on full time and let the real fun begin. Cheers to footy.

Mostly D. You're Meatloaf
Sorry. :(

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