You are indeed a mystic, Michaelie. This is the most hilarious and wittily written article I've seen for a long time, possibly ever. You had me laughing throughout, especially at your term "nudie no-no" (I wish I'd thought of it).
I laughed most at your last one - I love the concept of writing letters of complaints sans pants - maybe it's because in the dark, dark past it was my job to answer letters of complaint.
Just two days ago I photographed my first body painted Model! We had a great shoot together and our artist did a wonderful job with the body paint. I've also done a photo shoot with a lady only covered in hundreds and thousands.
It's a great way to have some fun, do something different and become more relaxed with your body. If anyone's interested in doing a tasteful implied/nude photo shoot you can email me at email@example.com
I am located in the Ipswich Area. I hope everyone has a great day!
Michaelie, are you bored? Umm nudism. Skinny dipping at a secluded beach is fun. Other than that I can think of very little that I like to do without my clothes. Some people I know did nude modelling when studying to add a little extra cash to their tiny student living allowance. My mother, in fact used to call me and ask in her most commanding voice if I was nude modelling. I was at the time concerned for her wellbeing, that somehow she would believe that I would be an exhibitionist. It may well have been her own desires to be such a bohemian art model, as I am a prude and would consider my body, my private domain. Very well written though.:)
Awesome article. Your writing style (and ideas) are so entertaining - I love it.
You could take the first suggestion – nude artistry – a step further and paint yourself. Cover yourself in colour, using face-and-body paint. Or get even more adventurous and experiment with henna patterns.
Of course, it’s much easier to paint someone else than it is to tint your own tushy, but that requires an equally nude-friendly painting partner.
When you’re finished being decorated, take a photo or two of your handiwork. The nudie no-no in this case would be sharing that photo at work, or on facebook. This is one for the private collection.