The wings that will change your life
This is one eatery where patrons return because of its high quality food and low prices. Residents around Melbourne drag their peers over to this little shop on Russell Street to try their flagship product, the "crazy wings".
As the title suggest, these are no ordinary wings. They are arguably the spiciest set of chicken wings one can find in the Melbourne metropolitan area. Approaching the premises is already an experience itself. The strong aroma of the spices can be inhaled from a few meters out and is enough to make a grown man tear up.
Taking your first bite of this crazy wings will change your life forever. The cliché about how time stops during a momentous life milestone is a good summary of this experience. Before you know it, the spices that clashes with your taste buds are soaked into your tongue, and your lips start to burn. And it only gets worse. For a short moment you will regret agreeing to participate in this ordeal as your friends laugh at your poor reaction towards the spicy wings.
Fear not, paying an extra three dollars for a bottle of soy bean milk will help neutralize the pain but not by much. A run to the toilet upstairs to rinse your mouth is also highly recommended.
After it is done and dusted, it is time to invite your other friends to come and try these nasty wings and watch their reaction for yourself. I am sure the restaurant's initial business strategy involves people bringing their friends over just to watch them suffer.
Of course this eatery offers other products, predominantly barbecued meats and vegetables. In my opinion, most of them are not that great. If there is any reason to go to Crazy wings, its simply to have crazy wings.
