Many clubs open up access to their hallowed greens for barefooted degenerates such as yourself to run around on a sunny afternoon with no shoes on and drink in hand pretending that you know how to get a wobbly ball to go where you want it to.
It's fun for you and generates much needed extra income for the clubs which would otherwise be turned into multi-story carparks.
Make sure you read up on the rules so you can appear wise in the ways of the wonky ball to your friends.
Below is a list of some Melbourne bowling clubs. Most of them have barefoot bowling times, check with the one nearest you. If you can't find a club near you try Google.
